i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
or so many ideas or hobbies you’d like to start that you don’t have the money for.
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
You know, when you and I were together, every single atom in my body told me that it was the right thing, that we were the perfect fit.
And that kind of love, it can change your whole life. ❞
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy